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Prince Charming.

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My prince charming smokes a pack a day.
I like the way he smells.

We start talking because I told him his eyebrow piercing is top notch.
He says he has another piercing somewhere else.

He'll propose to me while we're at the tattoo parlor.
My wedding ring will be pierced to my nipple.

My dream wedding is on a rainy night in a cheap casino in Vegas.
I'm sure to have a good time there.

My brides made will be my friend T.J.
He's a homosexual.

My perfect honey moon is a camping trip in his backyard.
It's hilarious to wake up to him cussing at mosquitos.

My white picket fence is the bed of his truck.
It's fun to watch the stars.

The happiest day of my life is my mother's funeral.
I really never did like her.

My ideal child is named Danny.
He's my pet cat.

My fancy restuarant is a movie store.
I want to rent the Die Hard series tonight.
All of this stuff is true, sadly.

I'm lame.

Don't use this poem without my written consent. Thank you<3
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Ligers-mane's avatar
Well... at least you'll never lose your wedding ring. XD